Friday, April 01, 2005

Googled

Googled
Googled,
originally uploaded by
The Kitten's Toe.
Don't worry - it was an April Fool's joke.

Love the small print.


Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve
Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data
related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in
the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex, a heavily guarded,
massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who
carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a
stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally
identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp
or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold,
bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise
transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our
Privacy Policy.


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