Things my daft sister says

Sister - c. 1976,
originally uploaded by The Kitten's Toe.

Exhibit A.

On explaining that her daughter would appreciate the seals on Pier Whatever it is in San Francisco.

Me: They were cool but there were only a few there.
Her: Really? Where were they all?
Me: Well this lady in a shop told me they were all off mating in the Channel Islands.
Her: What really? Did they swim there then?
Me: Um...